izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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We look up at the same stars, and see such different things.

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room

joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

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metalhearted:

metalhearted:

69% of the people find something dirty in every sentence

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is it only me

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