howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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MORGANE Y u no ON skyPEE

myboyfriendsadrummer:

I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers. 

(via flammation)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang
mows:

i wish you knew
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